BAGLEY, KARPAN, ROSE & WHITE, L.L.C.
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ATTORNEYS AT LAW
WILLIAM D. BAGLEY
KATHLEEN M. KARPAN
ROBERT R. ROSE, III*
MARGARET M. WHITE
* Also admitted in Colorado
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WILLIAM D. BAGLEY
THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY
CRISIS
Credit goes to the University of Wyoming faculty lounge for most of the following. We need all
the help we can get! Please call me with your additions.
1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
3. Don't bite the hand that changes the diaper.
4. From here on down, it's uphill all the way. Pogo
5. When eagles are silent the parrots begin to jabber. Winston Churchill.
6. Together we stand alone.
7. A verbal contract is not worth the paper its written on. Samuel Goldwyn
8. Get an elbow, give an elbow. Bill Bradley
9. The essence of pleasure is spontaneity.
10. There is always one more S.O.B. than you counted on.
11. If you ever find something you like, buy a lifetime supply because they will stop making
it.
12. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
13. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
14. Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a tough battle.
15. This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
16. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
17. By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
18. Happiness is the remission of pain.
19. Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
20. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
21. The world gets a little better every day and worse in the evening.
22. The careful application of terror is a form of communication.
23. Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
24. One who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
25. The other line always moves faster until you get in it.
26. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
27. Everything should be made as simple as possible but no simpler.
28. Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
29. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
30. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
31. To live forever, acquire a chronic disease and take care of it.
32. Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.
33. If you think that there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
34. History is just one damn thing after another. Harry Truman.
35. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
36. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
37. The more you run over the dead cat the flatter it gets.
38. Life is the process of dying.
39. You are not out until you say you're out.
40. The Peace Dividend: Like trying to pin Jello to the wall with a thumb tack.
41. Never underestimate a man's ability to underestimate a woman's.
42. We have met the enemy, and they are us. Pogo
43. Experience is being able to recognize when you have made the same mistake again.
44. Public service is its own reward.
45. The presumption of innocence begins with payment of a retainer.
46. The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
47. Do or do not, there is no try. Yoda
48. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. Samuel Goldwyn
49. The world owes you nothing, it was here first. Mark Twain
50. I was born at a very young age.
51. There is no them, there is only us. Bill Clinton
52. If you keep your mouth shut flies won't enter.
53. Most pro-abortionists are people already born.
54. He was born in a log cabin that he built. Arkansas politician
55. Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience.
56. When you cannot score, it is hard to catch up. B. Dees
57. Money is just a way of keeping score. H.L. Hunt
58. An honest legislator is one who stays bought. Texas lobbyist
59. Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations. CIA
60. Elevate those guns a little lower. Samuel Goldwyn
61. He is distinguished by an air of premature pomposity.
62. Luck: Where opportunity meets preparation.
63. We have passed a lot of water since those days. Samuel Goldwyn
64. Fire, ready, aim. Samuel Goldwyn
65. History. The sum total of things that could have been avoided. Konrad Adenauer
66. History is more or less bunk. H. Ford
67. What good is your cake if you can't eat it?
68. The first count is best. Jewish Proverb
69. Eating spoils the appetite.
70. If you can afford a ranch you don't need it.
71. Most accidents happen in the middle of the road. Eugene McCarthy
72. Sometimes you just have to go above the written law. Fawn Hall on Oliver North.
73. One man's ceiling is another man's floor. Paul Simon
74. Where there is no conflict there is no interest.
75. He who dies with the most toys wins. Frank Sinatra
76. Creditors have better memories that debtors. Ben Franklin
77. Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
78. Spare no expense to cut costs. Samuel Goldwyn
79. A man can stand with mouth open for long time before roast duck fly in. Chinese
proverb
80. Disorganization doesn't come easy.
81. Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
82. The denials have deniability. Reagan
83. Reality: A collective hunch.
84. If criminals are entitled to lawyers, then every person ought to be entitled to a doctor.
ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS
1. "I love cats...they taste like chicken."
2. "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
3. "He who laughs last thinks slowest."
4. "Nuke the gay whales."
5. "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
6. "Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
7. "Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
8. "Re-order priorities ahead." British road sign.